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It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
yes i am a boy. yes that is a banana in my pocket. no i am not happy to see you
"i mean of course i’m happy to see you, I’m sure you’re lovely, but i’m just not HAPPY to see you. like, penis happy"
i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far
update: the class groaned collectively
only true 90s kids remember what it was like when stiles and derek had canon scenes together
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
When white people try to tell you how they have experienced racism.
this really pisses me off tho. every race expierences racism, even if it doesn’t happen so much to them as it does to another race.
Please do tell.
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